legend of zelda phantom hourglass is one of the worst games I have continually tried to play.
We only require 4 out of 5 dentists to help us choose toothpaste but when imminent global disaster is concerned, 9.7 out of 10 climate scientists just won’t cut it.
my neighbour toronto
howl’s markham castle
up on richmond hill
gta of the fireflies
All your life you’ve been practicing
the art of carrying the weight
of a burden that was never really yours
you shoulder your guilt the way
that Atlas shoulders the globe and
you tell yourself that people
tell beautiful stories
they tell you to stop living like
they tell you that
you can’t take the blame that
they won’t give you
they press their hands to your skin and say
that pain is not graceful
that you are graceful
they tell you that
practice makes perfect, darling
you are perfect, darling
and nobody builds cathedrals anymore
Headcanon Wednesday: Bath Time on the Cerberus SR2
Garrus takes a dust bath every four days. Like any turian away from home, he uses a small, thin cloth bag to distribute the fine sand. None of that fancy ‘imported from the Palaven Quartz Flats, scented with Jandus berries, added lustre’ crap — just the plain old cleanliness that mama Vakarian taught her children.
Granted, it took two rather awkward conversations with the requisitions officer before they found him a suitably large pan to stand on (where did they THINK all that dust went?) but once he got that worked out it was basically bathing-as-usual.
Thane prefers the technological option: a handheld sonic scrubber.
Tali relies on her suit scrubbers, but once, on her pilgrimage, she splurged and had a real bath. The bathhouse, run by volus, is one of the only luxury amenities on the Citadel catering to Quarians, and the proprietors charge an exorbitant amount. Tali never tells anyone about the bath — she spent an embarrassing amount of money, after all — but it stands out as the most decadent experience of her life.
Samara is intensely secretive about her bathing habits (Given that so much of the galaxy sees asari as sex objects, bathing paranoia is actually a fairly common trait).
After trying several methods of speeding the process, Mordin eventually realized that multitasking was the key to shower-time efficiency. If any of the SR2 crew showered at the same time as Mordin, they would seen him reading a waterproof datapad while he scrubbed — but they don’t, because he also sings at the top of his lungs, and the bathroom is way too small for that shit.
Grunt, like so many pubescent boys, was firmly of the opinion that he didn’t smell in the least, who’s saying so, it’s just you puny aliens unable to handle the whiff of pure krogan, are you telling me I stink? I’ll rip your skull from your spine. At least, that’s what he tried. Two days after the smell started getting noticeable Shepard found him, marched him to the men’s bathroom, and stood guard in the open doorway while he showered, stopping him whenever he claimed he was done and pointing out all the bits he’d missed.
With her shotgun.